Curse

Lordhelmos · Sep 30, 2006, 08:44 AM // 08:44

A bloodthirsty Shadow Warrior roaming the desolate plains of FoW. Suddenly a great light hails from the sky and reveals that Leeroying fool Rastigan. It seems that he has decided to bring a band of rag tag heros to challenge your evil might. Among the group of tresspassing fools you spy...

A wammo that throws on mending and charges your allied Shadow Mesmer with frenzy while being SS'ed by your pet Shadow Beast.

A monk standing at the frontline spamming heal party, heal other, and Jamei's gaze while screaming that his energy is at 0.

A lone ranger hiding in the back who throws up frozen soil, fertile season, natures renewal, and edge of extinction while his lvl. 2 pet Moa bird dashes off to aggro a crowd of nearby skellies.

An asstank who shadow steps into a crowd of 7 warriors with death's charge and continues to spam shadow refuge while taking massively damaging hits.

An elementalist continually trying to cast Meteor shower while standing in a Maelstrom and Chaos Storm at the same time.

By now your adrenaline has built all the way to max and all of the sorry excuses for heros have dropped to half life. With your final thrust primed and ready, the question is who will taste your wrath first?

icedragon981 · Sep 30, 2006, 09:12 AM // 09:12

Either the monk or the elementalist, can't decide.

Nikki Moonlight · Sep 30, 2006, 09:18 AM // 09:18

monk or ranger... i hate rangers that set up spirits that screw their own team over...

Shadwu · Sep 30, 2006, 09:19 AM // 09:19

The wammo would

Lordhelmos · Sep 30, 2006, 09:28 AM // 09:28

I based these on people I've actually been stuck in FoW with.... the ranger by far was the worst....omg! Fertile Season and Frozen Soil! In PVE!!!! GARRRR FINAL THRUST DIEEEEEEE!!!!!

icedragon981 · Sep 30, 2006, 09:29 AM // 09:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lordhelmos

I based these on people I've actually been stuck in FoW with.... the ranger by far was the worst....omg! Fertile Season and Frozen Soil! In PVE!!!! GARRRR FINAL THRUST DIEEEEEEE!!!!!

0.o You poor, poor, man.

xDusT II · Sep 30, 2006, 09:31 AM // 09:31

I've seen people that stand in the chaos storm and then complain that the battery isn't doing his job.

Mrscoombes · Sep 30, 2006, 09:31 AM // 09:31

I would final thrust the wammo, to see him scream at the monk, who while get side-tracked typing a full essay on how gay the wammo is, then the ele will spam for healing and the monk will ragequit. =). Or I kill myself because i got traumatized at the sorry sight of poor Rastigan's party.

Song Rui · Sep 30, 2006, 11:01 AM // 11:01

kill the fertile season and watch them all die

Poison Ivy · Sep 30, 2006, 11:09 AM // 11:09

The monk for not bringing triple echo mending

G_MAGNUS · Sep 30, 2006, 11:12 AM // 11:12

I imagine you're talking about different times with each of these...beginners...but wouldn't it be kind of funny if you actually managed to get them all in a team down there. Might be just enough to traumatize someone

**Marty Silverblade** · Sep 30, 2006, 11:19 AM // 11:19

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Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

The monk for not bringing triple echo mending

The wammo first though because he blames the monk for not bringing triple echo mending

akh · Sep 30, 2006, 12:03 PM // 12:03

Definitely not mending wammo. It's not his fault that he charges with pwnage power of mending. He is just stupid. I can't blame him for it.

Ranger is the one who will taste my wrath. Frozen soil, fertile season, natures renewal, and edge of extinction with his lvl. 2 pet Moa bird - For such combo I would keep killing him again and again and again till I satisfy my bloodlust.

Theus · Sep 30, 2006, 12:20 PM // 12:20

I don't know about you..but every group I go into in FoW/UW,eles never kite.

They just stand in one place,take a beating,then die.

manitoba1073 · Sep 30, 2006, 12:58 PM // 12:58

thast about as funny as the wammo who thought they could tank better than my 55 agaisnt attaxs in UW

-LiamB · Sep 30, 2006, 02:16 PM // 14:16

Warrior or Ranger

-LiamB

Hockster · Sep 30, 2006, 02:27 PM // 14:27

Probably none of them. I'd be laughing so hard my eyes would be watered up too much too see. Not that it would matter, they'dd all kill themselves first, or rage quit blaming 7 other noobs for being idiots.

Lordhelmos · Sep 30, 2006, 02:50 PM // 14:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by icedragon981

0.o You poor, poor, man.

hey at least I wont have problems after he dies.... u know with FS up (:

Bankai · Sep 30, 2006, 04:26 PM // 16:26

The monk. That way, he won't be able to use his restore life after the lvl0 frozen soil dies.

Total Rogue · Sep 30, 2006, 04:34 PM // 16:34

I'd smack the ranger a good one for being so stupid, then i'd go on to see that the others had already killed themselves.